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Post by netaro on Sept 3, 2007 0:12:28 GMT -5
I'm no good at roleplaying... so forgive me for doing it wrong, but whatever. I was randomly motivated to write another series of short stories about stupid and overly dramatic things... but then again, I've decided to make it into a roleplay so I'm forced to work with ideas that aren't 100% my own (plus, I never finish any of my projects because my life is filled with a lot more important crap). WHAT YOU CAN AND CAN'T DOOOOOO:- Read the recent post above you and post something relating to it... kinda like the say something game, but not.
- BE AS OVERLY DRAMATIC AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN! (Refer to the Lifetime channel if you need help in being dramatic and like seeing men cheating on their wives for the massage theropists)
- BEEF UP YOUR POSTS! No one-liners because we ain't in a chatroom.
So yeah.
Kevin was walking to the park. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead. He sat at the park bench to feed the birds... only to discover that... "SWEET MOTHER OF ZEUS! I HAVE FORGOTTEN THE BIRD SEED!!!!!!!!11111111" Distressed, Kevin ripped his shirt open and jumped into the foutain in despair. HE WAS DYINGGGGGGGGGGG!
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Post by Tiff on Sept 3, 2007 0:17:05 GMT -5
Kevin knew that only one thing could save him. He climbed out of the fountain and WENT TO THE MALL TO GET NEW CLOTHES!!
As Kevin strolled through JC Penny's, he bumped into his best buddy Benjamin.
"OH BEN I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN 7 HOURS!!!" cried Kevin as he fell to his knees.
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Post by netaro on Sept 3, 2007 0:28:18 GMT -5
Benjamin looked at his super cool super awesome super best buddy and took off his rather dark sunglasses.
"My child, cease your tears and look into my eyes" Benjamin said.
Kevin looked up at his bloodshot eyes... and was amazed!
"WHY BENJAMIN! YOUR BLOODSHOT EYES! THEY ARE BLOODSHOT! WHY? WHY ARE YOUR EYES SO BLOODSHOT?"
Benjamin was saddened and began to cry.
"It is because... I HAVE A TERMINAL DISEASE!!!!!!!111111"
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Post by kitendoc on Sept 3, 2007 0:32:04 GMT -5
Kevin just looked at shock and just scream.
Kevin: OH MY GOD!!! We need to get you to a hospital, stat!
Ben: The only place to get my medication is at... THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!
(Let's hope it's not an RP that insults me or my friends.)
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Post by netaro on Sept 3, 2007 0:37:39 GMT -5
(Oh no. I already did that with Lopsy goes to the Dentist. I just didn't want to make another Lid story series in the Mics Fanfiction section because like... no one reads it.)
*AT THE HOSPITAL*
Kevin and Benjamin enter into the cold waiting room. It was cold and was deprived of heat. It was so cold, that it wasn't hot at all. That was how cold it was. Then there was an EXPLOSION!
BOOM!!!!!!!!1111111111111
Terrorists have entered into the waiting room with guns and wore black masks to mask their unmasked faces... which were now masked by the masks... duh.
"WE HAVE PLANTED A BOMB WITHIN THIS ROOM!"
The terrorists then laughed and old people were mad.
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Post by kitendoc on Sept 3, 2007 0:40:54 GMT -5
(Oh, okay.)
Ben: Oh MY GOD!!!! Terrorists!!!!!!!!
Head Terrorist: Heh, that's right! Now I want eveyone.... TO DROP ON THE FLOOR AND COWERS LIKE THE WIMPS YOU ARE! OR ELSE I'M TAKING LIVES!!!!!!!!!
The head terrorist just laughed an evil laugh as everyone did as they were told.
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Post by Sailor Phantom on Sept 3, 2007 0:53:33 GMT -5
Kevin sighed and sat on the floor. "What's the use... WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE ANYWAY! EMO! D:" Kevin took a chunk of his hair and put it over his eye as he listened to Linkin Park and sang along. "CRRRAAAWWWWLING IIIN MY SKIIIN... THIS OOOOORANGE IT WIILL NOT PEEEEEEELLL...."
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Post by netaro on Sept 3, 2007 1:02:56 GMT -5
Benjamin was disgusted and slapped Kevin across the face.
"MAH BOIIIII! You mustn't give in to the EMO!!111"
Then Stephanie randomly became a main character in this roleplay and was all like, "My father is missing! We must find him!"
But then, there was an earthquake and a brick hit Kevin on his head... making him lose his memory!!!!!!11
OH SNAPPIZZLE!
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Post by Sailor Phantom on Sept 3, 2007 1:20:46 GMT -5
Super special awesome plot twist!
Kevin awoke blisfully as he looked into Stephanie's pale worried face.
"Who... who am I?" Kevin asked Stephanie softly as he looked into her deep crystal blue eyes.
"You're...you're..." Stephanie stuttered
"YeS?" Kevin anticipated
"...YOU'RE SITTING ON MY SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME RARE FIRST EDITION HOLOGRAPHIC CHARIZARD! DDD: MOVE!" said Stephanie as she kicked Kevin into the wall and grabbed her Pokemon card. "Great... NOW IT'S RUINED! DDD: THANKS A LOT!"
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Post by netaro on Sept 3, 2007 2:33:17 GMT -5
Benjamin's jealousy of the first edition charizard card has triggered a heart-attack.
"If anyone cares... I am DYING!" and he does. This old people gather round and start morning.
One of the terrorists examined Stephanie and then walked up to her.
"Stephanie?" the terrorist asked.
"DADDY?" Stephanie replied.
"MY ONLY DAUGHTER!"
The two hugged each other. After many years of suffering from a tragic loss of a cheating wife that left the dad for an British dentist from Ireland, they have finally reunited at all.
"The bomb exploded and women started screaming and the men all died... just like on Lifetime.
Kevin then ran into someone he couldn't remember because he lost his memory!
"Hello stranger," he said.
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Post by Sailor Phantom on Sept 3, 2007 21:01:33 GMT -5
"y hello thar." said the mysterious stranger as he took off his sunglasses. He was wearing a big hood that covered most of his face. "I..." he stopped for a dramatic pause, "couldn't help but notice that you are wearing my shoes."
"Shoes?" interrupted Kevin "Shoes." said the stranger "Ohmigawd, shoes." said Kevin "Shoes." the stranger conformed. "These shoes rule" said Kevin, pointing to his own feet. "Those shoes suck" he said, pointing to the stranger's shoes. "I KNOW! Why do you think I want mine back? Give them to meee!" the streanger lunged for Kevin's feet. As they fought each other to keep the shoes, Kevin mistakenly pulled off the stranger's hood. Kevin stood in shock.
"B-Benjamin?! But...but you died! How can this be?"
"You see, that Benjamin is not me... BUT MY EVIL TWIN! When you mistakenly went to Hawii for your aunt's funeral... you left me behind, giving the evil Benjamin a perfect opportunity to pretend to be me! and he's not dead... HE'S ALIVE!" the true Benjamin said as he pointed to the dead Benjamin.
The "dead" Ben rose up and walked over to Kevin.
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Post by netaro on Sept 3, 2007 21:59:53 GMT -5
"It is true! I AM Benjamin's evil twin! My name is really... BENNY!" Benny yelled. "BENNY? ?" Kevin repeated. "No wait... I'm DAVID!" Davide corrected himself. Stephanie then butted in. "OMG YOU ARE DAVID!?" "YES I AM!" David replied. "I thought you died from a forest fire when my mother tried to murder your ex-wife's alien baby!" Stephanie shrieked. "Well, I surved by eating my own leg... and then getting an operation and getting a prostetic leg to take its place!" "But you were burned!!11" "NO I WASN'T!" Then an old lady from a distance walked forward with a flashlight shining underneath her face... making her look scary and junk. (OMG... ROLEPLAYING IS SOOOO BORING! )
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Post by Tiff on Sept 3, 2007 22:17:35 GMT -5
The old lady said, "hocus pocus"
SUDDENLY EVERYONE DIED!!
everybody's ghost floated around like noodles when David's ghost said, "OH NO!! HELP ME! I AM DEADDDDDDDDDD"
so the old lady started beating David up with a phone book.
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Post by netaro on Sept 3, 2007 22:36:37 GMT -5
Lauren dropped her cellular phone in slow-motion after she saw the old lady beating up David's ghost with a phone book. Lauren's eyes started to tear up and she fell to her knees.
"POURQUE?!?!?!?!?!?!"
The old lady then stopped and looked at her.
"COME HERE YOU MISTAKE OF A CHILD!" The old lady charged at Lauren, only to discover that her cane was missing and so she fell and started to cry at the loss of her husband, George, when he was run over by a bus.
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Post by ipsoni on Jan 4, 2008 21:12:14 GMT -5
(*pokes thread with stick*)
George's ghost had suddenly rised from behinds his wife's back. She slowly turned her head around to look at him. He replied with "Boo." The woman gasped and clutched her chest, now having a heart attack.
George began to cry. "I was just gonna say I love--" But then his eyes spotted that super special awesome rare first edition hologrpahic charizard card. "I LOVE THAT CARD!!!1!"
Lauren looked on in shock. "Um...now what?"
A flying ice cream truck (lolspongebob) suddenly fell from the sky and crushed the girl. So sad, too bad.
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