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Post by kitendoc on Apr 27, 2008 14:21:05 GMT -5
All That
Mrs. Hushbaum: Quiet! This is a library!
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Post by Anime Blob (ToonFudge) on May 16, 2008 22:17:17 GMT -5
[talking about the brother aliens, and who's gonna get them off their lawn]
Meatwad: Well, I'm not goin' out there! That fool tried to kiss me! Master Shake: You know what the means, don't ya? [pause] Someone's alittle bi-curious. Meatwad: I ain't no bi-curious! I'm a man. Master Shake: Well, I've just planted the seed of doubt. Meatwad: No! If you need me, I'll be in the garage, [rolls away] workin' on cars and manly stuff... Master Shake: [sigh] Look at the way he rolls. Just like a woman.
[Later, an explosion happens outside]
Meatwad: [runs outside, in a high-pitched, scared voice] What was that noise?! [clears throat, making it deeper] Like I give a bullcrap. I'm a man. I ain't no bi-curious. Master Shake: You're right - you're full-blown gay.
(Aqua Teen Hunger Force - "Frat Aliens")
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Post by SpartanGuy88 on May 17, 2008 15:17:05 GMT -5
-Red vs Blue-
Church: What do you want Red?
Grif: I have a prisoner for you!
Church: What did he say?
Tucker: He says he has a prisoner for us.
Church: Oh what, they're just giving us prisoners now? Dude that sounds like bologny; I smell a trap.
Tucker: Reds aren't that smart.
Church: Okay, normally, I would agree with that. But this is the orange one here; he's pretty crafty. He's a lot like me.
Tucker: Really? Like you? Crap! Does that mean I still have time to pop in my ear plugs and hide all of our food.
Church: *Edited*Back off jerk wad.
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Post by kitendoc on May 18, 2008 7:34:06 GMT -5
DBZ World's Strongest Abridged
*Goku gets himself free from the restraints*
Dr. Kochin: My God! How did he get loose?
Dr. Wheelo: Because you used twine and a beam of red light you bought from Wal*Mart! How did you think it was gonna turn out?!
Dr. Kochin: It worked on that guy.
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Post by Snide Hedgehog on May 18, 2008 12:30:08 GMT -5
Suite Life Of Zach and Cody
Carey: Zach, what are you doing?
Zach: I jumped into the vat to keep Chef Paolo from eating it..it was quite heroic.
Carey: Still don't think you have a problem?
Zach: I'd like to point out I'm not the one wearing the ice cream helmet.
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Post by SpartanGuy88 on May 22, 2008 10:26:22 GMT -5
-Red vs Blue-
Sarge: ...the problem is with Lopez.
Grif: Don't tell me: the general from Spanish Land is coming. Without Lopez, we have no one to translate.
Simmons: There's no such thing as Spanish Land you retard.
Grif: Yes there is; they have those water slides, and all that salsa!
Simmons: No, they don't.
Grif: Well, I figured you'd know...
Simmons: What's that supposed to mean?! For the last time, I'M DUTCH-IRISH!!!
Grif: Hey, don't let your firey Latin temper get out of control. I was just making a point.
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Post by emmacrblovesedward on Jun 2, 2008 9:41:37 GMT -5
From Fur TV:
(Mervin's date is eating his brains and is now going to eat Ed) Mervin's date: (to Ed) You're next, fatty! Ed: Hey! (throws an axe at her & kills her) Noone calls me fatty!
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Post by SpartanGuy88 on Jun 10, 2008 20:01:32 GMT -5
[Red vs Blue: Reconstruction]
Washington: Come in command...
Command: Hello Washington, we have you. How is the investigation at Blue Base?
Washington: Enlightening. Going to try the Red Base now. I'm hoping things there will be a little more- *A card board cutout of Donut pops up* Washington: -normal...
Sarge's Voice: Halt, in the name of the Red- ahem, I mean- (Imitates Donut's voice) Latest Red Army. This base is running at full capacity. And if you come in here, you're gonna get into a... slap fight!
Washington: (sighs) I'm gonna have to call you back. (Continues towards base)
Sarge's Voice: Don't come any further; Ooh La La!
*A card board cutout of Simmons appears*
Sarge's Voice: This is your last warning! Stay out! I love mass!
Washington: What in the...? (Continues)
Sarge's Voice: You're only hope of survivial is to suck up to my commander!
*A card board cut out of Grif appears*
Sarge's Voice: And this is another warning: I know the other warning was supposed to be the last one; but I never listen to orders. 'Cause I'm too lazy and stupid! And ugly, did I mention ugly?
Washington: This is gonna be a waste of time I can already tell...
*Sarge appears*
Sarge: Yeah! Freeze intruder! Stop your intruding right there!
Washington: Who made these things?
Sarge: (Revealed to be real) I did.
Washington: Wait, you're real?!
Sarge: Of course I am! You fell for a classic mis-direction. I still got it! (chuckles)
Lopez: (In Spanish) Everything OK down here?
Sarge: We're fine Lopez; just caught myself a dirty Blue. How many does that make this week?
Lopez: (In Spanish) One.
Sarge: Yhatzee! We're on a hot streak!
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Post by Snide Hedgehog on Jun 13, 2008 22:35:01 GMT -5
Nutty Professer 2
Prof. Klump: Will you, will you...will you let me put my beef in your taco? Or are you in the mood for a big ol' whopper? I;'m a Jumbo Jack man, myself And I'm just loaded with secret sauce!
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Post by Marc on Jun 21, 2008 12:19:15 GMT -5
"The Love Guru" (Guru Pitka(Mike Myers) converses with Coach Cherkov(Verne Troyer) for the first time) Guru Pitka: How do you do? (Holds up a platter) Shrimp?
Coach Cherkov: What'd you call me?
Guru Pitka: *Laughs nervously* I'm sorry, I didn't catch your gnome...NAME!
*Coach Cherkov stares at Pitka with sligth anger*
Guru Pitka: You are a midget...*wink*
Coach Cherkov: I find that term condescending!
Guru Pitka: Condescending?...(Slowly)That's a big word for you...
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Post by SpartanGuy88 on Jun 26, 2008 20:36:47 GMT -5
[Battlefield Bad Company: Rainbow Sprinkles trailer] *Sarge and Preston move up along a wall and see a door on another building*
Sarge: (Whispering) Okay guys, stack up!
Preston: Uh, they said not to wait up... *Points to Haggard and Sweetwater* *Haggard and Sweetwater are walking casually up to the wall*
Haggard: So, you reckon the rainbow sprinkles are the way for the doughnut?
Sweetwater: Absolutely! Because you get the difference between soft doughnut and-
Sarge: Shh! Could you two get your rears over here right now! (Whispering)
Haggard: You lose something Sarge?
Sweetwater: Did you drop somethi-
Sarge: This is supposed to be a stealth mission!
Haggard: ...Why?
Sarge: Ugh, nevermind! You're here now; I need you to breach that door.
Sweetwater: Ooh! I know this one! On the tip of my tongue. Is it a musical?
Haggard: No, hang on. It's a book.
Sarge: Okay, sign language 101; This means: Stay Low. This means: Stack Up. And this means: I'm gonna put your lights out if you don't shut up!
Sweetwater: "Stack Up?" I'm pretty sure that means one syllable...
Sarge: Just shut up! Breach. That. Door!
Haggard and Sweetwater: ...Okay...
*Haggard throws a frag grenade and blows a clean chunk out of the building; and he and Sweetwater rush in guns blazing*
Preston: ...Uh, should I still be stacking? *Sarge glares over at him*
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Post by kitendoc on Jul 28, 2008 0:30:05 GMT -5
Ducktales
Scrooge McDuck: *after realizing his money was eaten by a sea monster* A sea monster ATE MY ICE CREAM!!!!!
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Post by emmacrblovesedward on Jul 31, 2008 18:33:48 GMT -5
From Snog Marry Avoid:
POD: I am POD. Your Personal Overhaul Device. You may refer to me as POD. Jade: Hello Tod POD: My name is POD. Personal Overhaul Device. Jade: Hello Tod, Personal Overhaul Device POD: Oh never mind
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Post by Rosethorn on Aug 12, 2008 7:50:07 GMT -5
From Jeff Dunham's TV special, "Spark of Insanity." (For those who don't know who he is, he's a ventriloquist, and Achmed is one of his puppets.) Jeff: Good evening, Achmed. Achmed: Good evening........infidel. Jeff: So, you're a terrorist. Achmed: Yes, I am a terrorist. Jeff: What kind of terrorist? Achmed: A terrifying...terrorist. Are you scared? Jeff: Not really, no. Achmed: (weak rawr) And now? Jeff: Not really, no. Achmed: (slightly louder rawr) How about now? Jeff: No. Achmed: God *darn* it. Oh! I mean, Allah *darn* it! (pause, then to audience) Silence! I kill you! If you want to see this part, check it out here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go#
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Post by Marc on Sept 26, 2008 23:46:14 GMT -5
"Tropic Thunder" Kirk Lazarus(Robert Downey Jr.): DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'm a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude!
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