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Post by Rosethorn on Nov 22, 2006 16:14:34 GMT -5
Bill Nye: Hey kids! I'm Bill Nye, and today we're going to....LEARN!
Everyone: AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!
Darfus: LEARNING!!! IT BURNS!!!
Emily: I can't stand learning!
George: 2 + 2 = 10, or something like that!
Paris: The Wall Street Journal? What is that? Is that good?
Bill Nye: *makes stuff turn blue* Learning is FUN!
*everyone dies*
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Post by netaro on Nov 22, 2006 16:16:07 GMT -5
*Nordstrom melted away* 8: NOOOOOOOOOO!!11 : NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! %: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!11 Sheep: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!11
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Post by kitendoc on Nov 22, 2006 16:20:32 GMT -5
Neddy the Ninja just ran off and grabbed Bill Nye. Neddy: I want you to teach me to be smart, Bill Nye!
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Post by Rosethorn on Nov 22, 2006 16:25:22 GMT -5
Bill Nye: Fear me and my sciency way of ridding myself of you!
Ruby: Look out! He's got an encyclopedia!
Everyone: *runs around screaming*
Kid: ACORN!
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Post by kitendoc on Nov 22, 2006 16:28:00 GMT -5
Neddy: Seriously, you rule, Bill Nye!
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Post by Snide Hedgehog on Nov 22, 2006 16:32:45 GMT -5
Bill Nye: Hey kids! I'm Bill Nye, and today we're going to....LEARN! Everyone: AAAAAHHH!!!!!!! Darfus: LEARNING!!! IT BURNS!!! Emily: I can't stand learning! George: 2 + 2 = 10, or something like that! Paris: The Wall Street Journal? What is that? Is that good? Bill Nye: *makes stuff turn blue* Learning is FUN! *everyone dies* Argus: You do know if you don't learn, you'll end up in the alleys begging for change in torn up ragged clothes...like this! *shows them a picture of a bum*
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Post by kitendoc on Nov 22, 2006 16:34:41 GMT -5
Neddy: Seriously, you guys are, how should I put this... stupid.
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Post by Snide Hedgehog on Nov 22, 2006 16:37:27 GMT -5
Argus: No really...you kids wanna end up like this dude sitting in a garbage can?
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Post by kitendoc on Nov 22, 2006 16:40:46 GMT -5
Neddy: Do ya?! Now listen to this guy!
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Post by Sanna on Nov 22, 2006 16:52:37 GMT -5
Aopen: he||o I want to make pasta. *makes pasta*
Salrahl: Hello Aopen.
Aopen: he||o Salrahl.
*Wiyro213skl appears from the pasta*
Wiyro213skl: slhfoewsljfpewkw phhhttt!!!
Aopen: he||o Wiyro213skl.
Wiyro213skl: What are you going to do now that I messed up your pasta?
Aopen: After that I'm going party with Timothy, Joanne, Katty Watty and Nelly Fertado. *sings a Nelly song* Okay I'm done.
Salrahl: ... *sings a Papa Roach song and rocks around*
Wiyro213skl: Okay...my turn! *sings Linkin Park song*
Gorrila: ARGH!! GORILLA SMASH HITS!!!
*explodey*
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Post by SpartanGuy88 on Nov 22, 2006 16:57:56 GMT -5
Meanwhile...
Me: OK let's see what I have on meh list here:
Xbox 360 Surround Sound 72' Plasma Screen HD TV A high performance computer 25 crates of Hot Pockets
Me: All right. Let's do this thing. *I go off on my quest to get everything I'll ever want*
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Post by Anime Blob (ToonFudge) on Nov 22, 2006 17:03:46 GMT -5
(OK, I'm like... going to actully USE some of my other OCs. However, they're not for CL. XD; ) RP Self: [randomly appears] Learning sucks. [twitch] Edward: [crazy grins, goes off to kill Bill Nye... 'cause that's the type of person he is. He likes to murder things, and go cut himself. Mmm.. yeah, blood and gore (Netaro's phrase) to the max (/Netaro's phrase)] Alice: [randomly walks in] But... learning can be fun. [slight smile] Bella: [appears randomly] ... [doodles something in the air with her MAGIC PENCIL since she lacks the abillity (sp?) to talk] RP Self: It doesn't matter anyway, since all the RPs here have off topic-ness, and they all are RP'd in script formmmm...... @___@ Alice: [thinks about this for abit] Hmm... true. That must be a pain for Tiff, Netaro, and Sanna... Bella: [shyly nods, draws a picture of an UPSIDEDOWN smiley face (aka )] Edward: [off in his own little universe of blood, gore, killing, eating corpses, etc.] [/AB'S LAME POST] (...Did I atleast get the point you're trying to make here? o.o; About the off topic-ness my RP Self said?)
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Post by Sanna on Nov 22, 2006 17:25:28 GMT -5
Sammy Lammy Yammy Will Go-Kablammy: Omgawsh! Gorilla smash hitted Aopen!
Kleenex: That gorilla!
*Sammy Lammy Yammy Will Go-Kablammy, Kleenex and Gorrila put on their dancing shoes and got their dancing canes*
Sammy Lammy Yammy Will Go-Kablammy, Kleenex and Gorrila: Do doey do do doey doh!
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In the distance a legit RP OC arrives. Rita, a cat with a rather strange polka dot patterned skin, looked around and was rather confused at how off topic this thread was. She concluded that this thread was just a joke. She continued to look at the OTHER and it was like the thread she was on before... except it wasn't intentionally supposed to be stupid.
Rita: Oh my what is this crap?! The thread I was on befor is much better than this... this is just plain... BORING! Why do they even bother with continuing this?!
Rita browsed even further. Through the many fan characters there were about a good one-third to one-fourth belonged to just two people ALONE out of the who knows what large number of fan characters there were.
Rita: I really can't... believe... And I'm making a legit RP post and the rest do these one-liners?!?
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Sammy Lammy Yammy Will Go-Kablammy: OIIIII!!! A LEGIT RP piece! SUICIDE KABLAMMY!!! *runs in Rita and both explode*
*BAAAAAMMM*
Kleenex: Achoo!
Gorilla: Bless you.
Kleenex: Thanks. I sneezed all over myself.
Gorilla: *reads a note*
NOTE: Rita represents the people who RP with no one-liners (maybe a bit more better with the description but a little less than half her part is a good example of a legit RP alone). Please notice how even though she can RP apropriately and not be stupid, she is easily driven away suicide bombed by the majority who continue these one-liners. Don't be a fool and don't one-line.
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Post by Marc on Nov 22, 2006 17:34:08 GMT -5
(Meanwhile UNDER DA SEA!!!!111) Spongebob: liek OMG!!! i'm going to go rp with Patrick!!! Spongebob liek runs into Patrick who was near him Spongebob: WTF Patrick u were near me the whole time!!! Patrick: Yup that's why rp's on the CL forum are short, random, and completely off topic YAY!!! (Both start clapping and act like idiots) (The both end up being somwhere in Ohio) Spongebob: Like OMG!!!! why does everytime we use one liners always make us end up somewhere in Ohio it rly confuses me! Patrick: Like I said those one liners!!!!!11111 They Torture US!!!!!!!!11111 (SB and Patrick are crying and laughing maniacly all at the same time!!!!!1111) Moral: (Seriously guys having a lot of OC's confuses people and will have then ending up being in the fritz. Plus these rp's lacking creativity are really starting to grind my gears. Seriously guys stop.... we've had a problem like this before i don't want to relive this again.)
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2006 18:58:52 GMT -5
Dude 1: OMG! I made a new OC!! He's name is Larn and kills people with his WTF sniper!! *blasts blasts!!!* Dude 2: My OC is your OC's boyfriend!! Dude 1: WTF??? Dude 2: Yes!! She loves her so mucccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude 1: "I love you!" Dude 2: "I love you too!" Dude 1: "I love you more!" Dude 2: "No, I love you more!" Dude 1: "No, I love you more!" Dude 2: "No, I love you more!"
Esau: WTF? These RPs are a disgrace to proper RPs.
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